Bud Grossmanns
Words of the Week
for the Week of
January 25, 2009
Previously unpublished social commentary.
© 2009 by Bud Grossmann.
All Rights Reserved.
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Pipe Smoke, 1971
© 1971 by Bud Grossmann
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FOR ENGLISH, PLEASE PRESS 1
Multi-choice automated phone answering systems allow tobacconists to handle, more efficiently than in the past, their daily deluge of prank inquiries, Do you have Prince Albert in a can?
If multi-choice automated phone answering systems provide any other significant benefit to society, please call and let me know. ♦
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