Drip.
Drip drip.
Drip drip drip.
Drip drip drip drip.
Drip drip drip drip drip.
Drip drip drip drip drip drip.
Drip drip drip drip drip drip drip.
Drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip.
Drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip.
For reasons we need not here enumerate,
David C. Fischer, who has repaired or
replaced dozens of faulty faucets
in his own homes or in homes
of clients, put off the repair
of a dripping two-handle
American Standard
lavatory faucet
in his present
home in
Fjord,
Wisconsin,
from sometime
in February until the
third week of June, but
when at last today he fixed
it (in maybe forty minutes time),
he told his wife he almost wished he
had a Facebook account so that he could
report his accomplishment to his Friends if any.
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