As of today,
David C. Fischer
of Fjord, Wisconsin,
whether fictitious or not,
has lived exactly 24,837 days,
which, shall we agree, sounds like a lot.
24,837! Add
about two-eighty if it
would be your contention
that Daves tenure on earth
began at conception.
If that is the view
you would propose,
then the precise total is
something God only knows.
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