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On a recent weekday morning, David C. Fischer—purportedly the only David C. Fischer residing in or anywhere near Fjord, Wisconsin—received an e-mail inviting him to “find out who stopped by” to view his “profile” at Classmates Dot Com. Although mildly curious as to who, if anyone, stopped by and slightly more curious as to what the stopper, if real, thought of Dave’s profile (critical of big belly?), Fischer did not dare risking disappointment by clicking on the link. Fischer figured, if a stopper stopped stopping and went on to perform an act of Googling, he or she would almost certainly find Fischer in Fjord and might, with a few clicks of the mouse, end up on this very page. If that were to happen, Fischer would hope the stopper would let Fischer know. And please, David C. Fischer requests of stoppers and non-stoppers all, be tactful and gentle if remarking in any way about bellies.
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