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An old man with whom I am long acquainted claims that few things can prompt him to utter an obscenity, but this joke, he admits, is one of them.
Version #1.
The Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding along, when suddenly they find themselves surrounded by a multitude of war-painted, rifle-toting Indians. The Lone Ranger says, “Oh, my! This doesn’t look good. I don’t think we’re gonna make it out of here alive.” To which Tonto replies, “What do you mean, ‘we’?”
Version #2.
The Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding along, when suddenly they find themselves surrounded by a multitude of war-painted, rifle-toting Indians. The Lone Ranger says, “Oh, my! This doesn’t look good. I don’t think we’re gonna make it out of here alive.” To which Tonto replies, “What’s this ‘we’ shit, white man?”
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