What’s all this fuss about making American professional football a safer sport, I wonder? Why, back in the day, when I used to play football, we didn’t even wear helmets!
Don’t get me started. If you give me half a chance, I will tell you everything I know about football and, in particular, everything I remember about Super Bowl XX, which happens to be, and this is true, more than I remember about all the rest of the Super Bowls put together.
No, seriously. Do not. Get me. Started.
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